Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Outed

I got a bit of a fright the other day.. I post on a forum about various other things and I got ahm a bit worked up about an incident that happened when I was in the army. I should have realised that other people that were posting would be able to piece together who I was from my posts... Yet I was still surprised when I got a PM from a guy who said he knew me...

I don't remember him and I get the suspicion that he had to ask around before he could find out who I was..

So there's a lesson there for me... I feel better that I use this blog as an outlet for all the sexual stuff so I can keep it seperate from other stuff I post on the net..

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Struggling to leave myself alone...

I came really close to masturbating last night.. I didn't even notice myself doing it at first.. I'd had a drink went to bed started to toss and turn for a while and the next thing I know I'm fingering myself...

I have kind of negative views on masturbation.. I was always a big believer in a second class shag being better than a first class wank. Of course I have masturbated but it's always been very much a kind of frustrated pissed off wank rather than the whole bubble bath and alone time thing that a lot of my mates do.. I actually turned to sex with women (well it was basically just mutual masturbation) mainly because I couldn't stand the though of sexual activity by myself..

I kind of instilled my negative views on masturbation in my husband. When I went to Afghan I told him I was intending not to masturbate for the whole time because the sex would be better when we got back... It was hard at times especially when I got pissed off with it all and just wanted to relieve tension... But the sex was really good when I got back on R and R and when I finished the tour..

I think removing masturbation as an option is what makes our sex life so good... I mean at first the sex was pretty bad... but over the course of 6 months I went from having some of the worst to the best sex of my life.

Anywho hubby is away for a few days and last night I just felt really well... you know...

I like to seperate missing someone sexually from missing them as a person.. when I told him today I was missing having sex with him (as well as him) he offered to come home for a few hours...

He's done that in the past... I was on exercise once and he drove 5 hours each way just to have a 15 minute shag in a shed.. He hated it ... I loved it and really needed it at the time...

I'm not that bad this time I can wait another few days...

I know it makes me sound like some nympho but I have my self control..



Incidently I'm considering sacking this blog and maybe finding some other outlet... I know I've said in the past that readers aren't important to me and I just use it to orgainise my thoughts... but the thought that people could read this but somehow aren't... well it's not very satisfying and I don't think I'm getting as much as I hoped out of it..

Friday, October 23, 2009

So Just what the fuck am I doing here?

I just finished having a look at adult blog hub... I orginally listed my blog there because I read somewhere that's what you're meant to do list your blogs on sites that share a genre...

I really hope I don't share a genre with that site they had a picture there of a woman with a dog collar on her hands and knees drinking out of a dog bowl... Well no thanks.. I'm open minded but I draw a line well before women get depicted as housepets.

So I got rid of my link to adult blog hub... Just as a matter of interest how are people finding this site... I'm not really getting much in the way of feedback..

For me a lot of the stuff is a little scary... The vast majority of the stuf on here is incredibly personal and would cause embarressment to me and my family if I was to be actually identified with it...

Anywho I don't know if it's even worth the trouble... At first I got a kick out of rehashing past experiences but maybe it's just a bit of a sad waste of time really...

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

The army should issue you knickers...

That was what a boyfriend I once had used say to me. He was an infantry soldier and his life revolved around the British army. He found it disconcerting when he saw me getting changed into my uniform that typically my bra and knickers would clash with the green of my uniform.

I should probably state now that he was handsome, shown himself to be quite brave, had a body you could die for and caring in his own way. He was the first bloke I really chased after and I considered him to be quite a catch. However his views on women in the army were kind of limited.

"the american army issue underwear" he said

"and it's horrible and none of them wear it" It was a small mercy that the British army was too cheap to follow the Yanks example.

"well it's more military" he sniffed

"I could do with some issued sports bras they cost a fortune"

"well you shouldn't wear stuff like that with uniform"

I'm not a hundred percent certain but I think I was wearing some pink briefs, they weren't sexy but they were feminine.

"nobody is going to know" I said

"i'll know and you'll know"

hhhmmm anywho I just let it go... but my ex's views on women in the british army were pretty much shared by a lot of men.

He wouldn't take orders from a woman.. though being in the infantry he was unlikely ever to have to. I asked him why once when he was a litle bit drunk and he said he couldn't take orders from anybody that had let a guy shove his cock in them.

Now that was interesting as in one go it covered both his rampant homophobia as well as his views on women.

"So you'd take orders from a female so long as she was a virgin" I asked

"do you know any" which I didn't

"What about if she was a lesbian"

"Well most of the half way decent women soldiers I've met have been lesbians"

"Thanks for that" I said

He reassured me that he did in fact think I was a good soldier, but then he just wanted to talk about lesbianism and which of my mates did I think would be up for a threesome.

Ah well...

Incidently is Hamish my only reader?

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Sex and the army II - A pleasant experience this time

The experience I described in my previous post was very nearly the worst sex I ever had, it put me in a downer and got me thinking of the best sex I ever had when I was in the army.. I didn't actually intend it to read as some sort of sleazy porn story... and reading through it I'm worried it may come across like that. Maybe I haven't done my best at conveying what I still consider to be a pretty positive sexual experience.

Anywho my best/strangest/funniest/ and most satisfying sexual experience i had in the army happened nearly 5 years ago. I was 4 months into a six month tour in Iraq when I took my two weeks R and R. It wasn't that the tour was that bad, at the time Iraq was fairly quite .it was just hard work in poor facilities.

Anywho despite the Basra palace being 95% male there was no sex(water water everywhere and not a drop to drink) so when myself and a mate had got off a plane at brize norton after a nightmare series of plane trips. the plan was simple straight to my mates house shower change and down the town.

Anywho the plane was delayed and my mates lift had left us so we headed across to this really shitty hotel the army run and use as transit accommodation. and got an crappy shared room which didn't have enough room to swing a cat.

After About 5 minutes in the room we heard a knock at the door and there were 2 guys with a crate of beer, bottles of vodka coke and a bag of ice with grins on their faces. I vaguely remembered them from the plane

Anywho they didn't have to say anything really charming we just threw the door open and proceeded to get liquored up. both of us were only wearing our shirts bras and knickers and we were both sitting in one of the guys laps after 10 minutes feeling stonking hard ons through their trousers as we snogged them in between drinks. The only thing holding us back was the fifth wheel, their mate tommo.

He was a bit strange quite and withdrawn he hadn't even said hello. I asked the bloke whose fingers were just finding their way inside my knickers ('let's call him kev). if tommo could leave so we could get on with it. That when things started going strange.

No chance I was told and any chance of my mate or I sorting him out. I was outraged of course I said no. and then they did something strange he put me off his lap and said that they leaving. My jaw dropped I was gagging for a shag and so was my mate all three guys had very obvious hard ons and nothing was going to happen. on one level i respected their loyalty to a mate but on another it was just too bizarre as they opened the door my mate started swearing and eventually offered tommo a blowjob.

and we were back in business in a matter of minutes my knickers was off and i was back in Kev's lap except this time his cock was inside me ,my back was to my mate who was reluctantly blowing tommo. I started to take my t shirt off but was struggling to multi task as i felt hands start to help me i realised it wasn't Kev but Gaz who had nothing to do since my mate was blowing tommo.

I tried to bat him away but my heart wasn't in it. When he snapped my bra clasp i told him to fuck off in as serious manner as i could. but it was actually quite helpful. none of us had had sex in 4 months, it didn't take long for me to come and as soon as i did kev did as well obviously holding back untill i came.

Then things went bad again, tommo hadn't come yet and my mate was getting annoyed, and started swearing , then the lads got angry at her for swearing at him and threatened to leave again. so kev gave me a pleading look and i took over from. I don't usually do pity fucks but this was in my own interest i suppose.

My mate had put a condom on him , I sucked him off for a while but it wasn't happening so I decided I'd just shag him and get it over with. put him inside me. Gaz was in the process of stripping kate, he was still a little pissed i think and he started shagging her from behind against a wall

I've already stated that I thought Tommo was a little weird. they were all infantry and sometimes that can get a bit funny in the head. As I didn't know him from Adam I didn't want to give him the opportunity to lose control.

So I climb into his lab and start getting ready to do the business when he just starts cuddling me... which I was actually really in the mood for... He wasn't particularly handsome but he was well build with a really nice body, and he felt really good to be honest.

So after a while he tries to start to snog me which was a bit shit at first cause he was getting to excited but once he calmed down a little it got quite good, and I was really up for it.

So I raise myself up on my knees to put him in me when he did something that was really hot.. like I said he was really muscular so he put his hands on my bum so I was basically able to sit into them and then he start thrusting up into me.. I've been with some fit blokes but none that have been able to manage that.

It was a genuinely great shag... I had been worried that he might get to worked up, but when he saw I needed a break during it because I was getting sore he stopped without me even having to ask. He stopped as well when I came and I actually had to encourage him to keep going so he could finish (which not many other blokes would think to do)

I did a little bit of a moaning routine as well to give his self confidence a bit of a boost and for his friends benefit.

Gaz and kev had stopped what they were doing to congratulate tommo, gaz had pulled out of Kate half way through shagging her ..which did her mood no good. tommo was grinning as they slapped him on the back for 'giving me a good seeing to' . I remember gaz kissing me on the cheek which wasn't something that I thought he would do. I stayed with Tommo for another bit just cuddling and getting a bit of a rest... the room wasn't en suite so I had to throw a trousers and shirt on to go to the the toiled.


When I got back kev pulled me back into the other bed and the whole thing began again. That was pretty much the scene for the next two hour drinking and shagging. Kate had another go shagging tommo more successfully this time, her being in a better mood. As kate was shagging him gaz tapped me on the should as I lay in bed with Kev's head buried between my legs and shook his erect cock at me, it wasn't particularly sophisticated but i smiled and soon i found myself bent over the table.

Just one finger i told gaz as he started to probe my bum, "any chance..." No i Said emphatically, he was happy enough with that and went back to ragging my vagina.

After alternating betwen kev, gaz for a while and even tommo once more I'd had enough i get sore quite easily and I'd reached my limit. I lay in bed with kev stroking me. I started to doze when kate tapped me on the shoulder and asked for my purse I told her where it was and saw he take out a small tin of Vaseline i keep in there (for chapped lips), she smeared some on her bum and hopped back over to gaz who didn't waste any time taking her up the arse.

I felt kind of competitive and asked kev if he wanted to try, I'd had anal sex in the past, he probed my bum for a little while with his finger when he pushed his cock against me it was obvious it wasn't happening he stopped before i had to ask him to.

After gaz finished i told kev to see if Kate would let him do her up the bum as well but he refused, so i went over and asked her myself, telling her that i wasn't able to ,she liked thinking herself being a better shag than me so she dragged kev over to the table and did the business.

I was done for the night the next morning there were more than 20 condoms scattered around the floor. we left in a hurry when kate's lift arrived, gaz asked to keep Kate's knickers which she handed over, kev didn't ask but i gave him mine which were a slightly embarrassing set of briefs, tommo looked left out so i gave him my bra.

So thats my story which I miss not having the chance to tell people about any more. and which really shouldn't have seen the light of day, but what the fuck, getting it out there is helping me relive something worth reliving.

BTW how many people are actually reading this?

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Sex and the army

I always hated the way my sex life seemed to interact with my army career (such as it was)

But that was never really the case for blokes, in fact it took me a while to realise that there was a certain type of bloke in the army that chases after female soldiers.

For a time I dated one, and in fairness to him he was a decent guy, good at his job popular, sex mad but at the time so was I.

So I never wanted to be one of those women that end up shagging guys when they're on duty, it's unprofessional, tacky and to be honest it just implies that you've no control of yourself.

Anywho this bf I had... well a few months into our relationship he started turning up at my company lines.. basically looking for a quickie... So I got quite pissed and told him no way..

So he apparently forgot about it.. well a month or so later I had a bit of drama... and he basically did everything the perfect boyfriend should do and generally helped me through a really bad patch.

So after all the aggro is over I decided I need to do something for him.... So i buy some nice undies start looking at booking a hotel for the weekend and looking at doing stuff I wouldn't normally do in bed which included looking into having a mate of mine join us for a threesome.

But no he doesn't want any of that .. what he wants to do is call in when I'm at work for a quickie... and I just couldn't say no. So we ended up shagging in among other places the back of a lorry... which like the other times was completly shit.

What followed was three weeks of awful sex untill I finally called a halt.

I've never understood those people that like shagging in dodgey places... I mnean what is the attraction?

Anywho everytime it was the same it lasted minutes... trousers down which I hate.. cause it took too much bloody time to get my boots off... he bangs away and then it's over...

Everytime he loved it ... and I just looked at him thinking you turned down anal sex and a threesome for this??? WTF

Ahmmm.... about the name of my blog..

I wish I could say loads of people have been asking me about how I chose the name of my blog... but that would be dishonest as I've recieved absolutly zero feedback from any source on my blog so far... not that I'm being needy or anything..

I was thinking it might be down to the title.. I suppose I should have chosen something sexy and attention grabbing but anywho too late now..

I knew a guy in the army once that summed up his entire 22 year career as him having heard 'a few shots in anger' it sounded pretty cool.. sadly with Iraq and afghan I heard more than a few but still at the time I thought it was an ideal name..

I know the vast majority of my post have been about sex but well... other stuff I can discuss in real life on here I prefer to chat about sex..

Anywho that was just an FYI for my legion of readers.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

If Knickers Don't Serve An Obvious Function.. Then Why Bother?

I do wear knickers but either out of a since of asthetic i.e. because I think they look nice or when I'm wearing a trousers and so they're a barrier layer.

It's slightly funny that it's called going commando because when I was in the army for and on deployment I did actually always wear knickers under my combats or more typically mens boxers cause they were cheaper and more practical.

Men could get away with going commando because male hygine is different, I had female mates that would try it sometimes arguing that it was better to wear baggy combats and no knickers because it was easier to casually clean your crotch with wet wipes, but I always found that the best way of avoiding getting nasty UTI's that women on deployment are really susceptible to.. is to constantly change knickers every chance you get. Give the old pair a quck rinse with whatever water you got to hand and then shove them next to your skin to dry, that way you could get away with changing 3 or 4 times a day. (it was actually the same concept with socks)

Anywho sorry if that's a tedious description but it was the result of years of careful study on my part... and I just thought I'd share seeing as what I wrote about in my previous post.

In my civvey clothes I prefer not to wear knickers with a skirt provided it's long enough to hide my bits... It feels better and with a skirt the knickers don't serve any real purpose anyway...